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[asgardswisdom]

❝ Keep it short. ❞

[ feel free to use this for all your Allpapa needs! please pardon any lateness, and Odin may or may not feel inclined to respond depending on the importance/intelligence of the message, though I'll be sure to respond to all comments even if it's just a "quit wasting my time!" ]

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[nukeoleptic]

is there some sort of special castle jail you can put me in??????
i think i am going crazy and night and killing people

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[asgardswisdom]

[ Not wasting time with actually speaking to you first because what


the fuck. ]

Come here.

[ Is all he will say, standing at the foot of her hiding spot and staring up with his very Not Fucking Amused face. ]

[nukeoleptic]

[ Her cloak is torn, her hands are scratched, and her fingernails are filthy. She scrambles down from the tree, landing heavily on her feet in front of him. ]

I didn't mean to.

[ Almost defensive. ]

I think something's wrong with me. [ Inhaling!!! ] I blacked out the other day and hit my laptop with a hammer, I loved my laptop!

[asgardswisdom]

[ He sucks in a breath when she comes closer, every fibre of the pure magic in his body shirking away from the wrongness of her. ]

We'll remember it fondly.

[ No we will not why are you talking about a laptop Jade FFS. Odin doesn't ask permission before taking her chin in his hand, moving it this way and that to get a good look at her, brows furrowed. He swears under his breath, a quiet 'fuck.' ]

It's not you.

[nukeoleptic]

[ She doesn't balk or resist, and instead sets her lips into a thin line when he begins inspecting her. Hearing him curse like that isn't exactly a relief- something had to be wrong - but at least she was right. It wasn't her fault, at least not entirely so. ] Do I have a sign on my back that says 'mind control me into being a giant dick' or something? ... can you fix me?

[asgardswisdom]

[ He would laugh if he found this at all funny. But it really fucking isn't. ]

We'll see.

[ And then he kidnapped Jade off to the castle where she was killed very politely. (◡‿◡✿) ]