IC CONTACT;

[asgardswisdom]

❝ Keep it short. ❞

[ feel free to use this for all your Allpapa needs! please pardon any lateness, and Odin may or may not feel inclined to respond depending on the importance/intelligence of the message, though I'll be sure to respond to all comments even if it's just a "quit wasting my time!" ]

Comments

text.

[intelligently]

Then someone messed up. What I got wasn't important to me.

text.

[asgardswisdom]

It was.

text.

[intelligently]

How was it?

text.

[asgardswisdom]

Not every incarnation of Little Red started with a basket for grandma.

text.

[intelligently]

What? [ No, she's still pretty clueless about this stuff. Werewolves are new and she doesn't know about Peter ]

DISCONNECT

[asgardswisdom]

Your story isn't over yet, Lydia.

[ Go off and have fun with vague messages from the Allpapa. ]</smallH

text again. she's not done

[intelligently]

So you sent me that dress? You could have given me something else. Something better.

omfg lydia he's married you know.

[asgardswisdom]

[ And this message takes a few hours: ]

I didn't give you anything. I tugged and that's what fell through for you.

good job she's only interested in his answers

[intelligently]

You couldn't have tugged somewhere else?

is that what you kids are calling it these days?

[asgardswisdom]

You only have one line here.

a+

[intelligently]

Fine. Tugged for something else.

[asgardswisdom]

I told you it wasn't specific.

[ b o r e d. ]

[intelligently]

Then what did you mean? 'Your story isn't over yet'.

[asgardswisdom]

Exactly what it sounds like. You have a ways to go.

[intelligently]

Are you capable of being specific?

[asgardswisdom]

Capable isn't inherently willing.

[intelligently]

Then why not try being willing.

[asgardswisdom]

That's not the point of this exercise.